Stephens, like all other white men failing up, has never met a bad situation he couldn’t make even worse. I am grateful to Karpf for calling out the editorial board for continuing to publish so many bad takes. Even more grateful for Karpf branding this scandal “Bretbug”.

Isn’t the real statesman here Leo Varadkar? After all, he had to break bread with the dreaded Mike Pence!

I think being his lover/wife is probably worse. Maybe we should ask Ivanka, she may be the only person who can do an accurate comparison?

As one of those Boomers you despise, fuck you. The people you generalize are the minority, not the majority. We also happen to be the generation that marched for equal rights, got us out of Vietnam, filled the ranks of the Peace Corps, swelled union ranks and did more good than bad.

Maybe it’s both!

Counterpoint: Don’t make it stop! This fight has been the perfect close to Summer 2019! Long live the bedbug fight!

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Only if she writes a tell-all.

Nobody knows the real me!!!

Yes, he says that a lot, yet somehow never manages to make it appear. Almost as if he’s a lying sack of shit.

From that photo you can imagine the force field of odor that surrounds him. I’m sure that Depp falls into the “too famous to bathe” category.

I had never seen this before, and it is now my favorite clip of the moment. Thank you!

What? Entrance is free. You need a pass because of the extreme interest in the museum, but the passes are free. Of course you’re going to have to wait; do you not know how incredibly busy the museum has been since its opening? What are you even talking about?

Surely, she’s devastated.

“You know, they love me in the Netherlands.”

With absolutely no ill intent towards his mental issues, I really struggle to understand how Pete Davidson is even famous? 

John Stamos’s entire purpose in life since he was 19, has been to show up, look pretty (which, job VERY well done there, sir), and spout some cheesy tag lines that pass for basic cable-level humor... and perhaps ride that nostalgia wave into the sunset. I don’t think that critical thinking skills or even a general…

You mean that outburst from the night where she was already winning an industry award?

I thought her career was based on her ability to make catchy pop songs but I guess I’m wrong.

“Built off Kanye’s outburst”?!? She won the fucking album of the year award! She was wildly successful before, too.