I’d like to throw most of the 2020 candidates into a volcano. 15 of them have no business running for President. They should be running for the Senate if they should be running at all.

That’s a horrifying story. I’m so sorry that happened to you, but thankful that your boss believed you and that you got out of the woods alive. The first rule of any assault is to get out alive.

This is me right now. If I say something I’ll be unemployed. 

It’s amazing how a man’s harassment of more than half a dozen women becomes a woman’s fault. That people are literally withholding money from Gillibrand’s campaign because of it is truly despicable. There are other reasons you might not like her, but this should absolutely not be one of them.

Are you fucking kidding me with this comment? It’s about controlling women. If men were the ones having babies, you could get an abortion at any Starbucks. 

Katie Holmes can do better. Foxx has always acted like he’s embarrassed to be with her.

Their enablers can talk all they want about forgiveness and redemption, but I don’t recall either one of these men admitting their sins. “I’m sorry for my behavior, but I didn’t do anything wrong” is not an actual admission.

I feel like we’re all being played by a giant team of PR people. 

“I’m taking the trash out and then I’m am locking myself in my apartment for the rest of today.”

More proof that Leo has been boring as shit for decades. He’s such a sad little cliche. Always has been. 

I feel you on this one. They ALL seem so completely uninteresting. Miley too! People today demand so much less from their public figures. All it takes is a couple of lazily curated selfies and anonymous quotes from inside sources. 

No one in that family is particularly bright or talented. I thought this was already well established. 

I disagree. They won’t get back together this time. It would be terrible for the Hemsworth brand. I’m sure the family is totally relieved.

Newsflash: ALL people who drag their personal shit and their careful curated public branding all over social media are totally fucking exhausting.

Rednecks who sing about coming from a trailer park? 

Finally! Somebody got the pronunciation right. The rest of you, please sit down. 

This is a picture of the unbelievably posh house Kid Rock grew up in, complete with a pool, ponies and a tennis court. His entire redneck persona is a complete sham designed to sell music to rednecks, the only demographic left still willing to listen to his shitty music.

Totally! This is why I take great pleasure in the fact that she is totally miserable being married to him and with being First Lady. I hope every moment of her day is a fucking nightmare.

What a bunch of fucking assholes, including the brother.

I think they were fully aware that he was a bad person, just like they appear to be. God knows what kind of weird shit the Mrs. is into. Birds of a feather flock together.