Gotta catch ‘em all!

True. Koji would've gone with "B00bsn33d2breathe"

It’s so hard to leave your friends

Is this a hopeful foreshadowing article for G/O Media?

In all seriousness Deadspin has been my most visited site since the Manti Te’o story back in the day. Too many great writers and stories and I’ll miss all of it, but I think today is the day I need to stop supporting G/O Media. They’ve successfully ruined the best thing on the internet. When G/O inevitably dumps…

We know Curry and Green are good. I think this year is the year that we figure out if Kerr is actually good right? 

Tell me more!

No way space jam 2 gets approved over there now. Might as well make the Monstars the Chinese national team

...and that’s why I enjoy sports from my couch.

I’m sure they’ll be playing in November on ESPN Friday night in the "Nobody Outside of Texas Gives A Shit" Championship

The second wildcard also leads to bullshit like last year with the Cubs and Brewers tying for the division. One game playoff for the division and the next day the loser has to play a one game playoff for the wildcard.

Can we stop the recent videos from Deadspin auto playing with sound? Extremely annoying having to take my phone out of full screen just to find the video on the page and pause it

I’m from SoCal, but I'm all honesty SoCal is a million times better than NorCal. It's still expensive, but there are cheaper places to live within 50 miles of your work and public transportation isn't required

Tiger Woods dunked on me when I was 12.

I’ve seen this story before.

I hate what Madden has become since the days of 360/PS3. Controls have always felt like football on ice.

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