I was taking my time crossing the street until I look up and saw a mustang coming. I had time to walk across, but I ran just in case. 

Alternately, Paul Rudd in everything.

You're critiquing something you haven't seen yet again. How on brand.

yes! I agree, when this episode took like 15 minutes just to establish what all the characters have lost, how it affected each of them individually, and how things will have to change for them from now on was what sold me. it reminds me of how S1 actually had a genuine sense of these characters’ inner lives (just…

The Russians were in a race with the US to be the first to conquer and weaponize the Upside Down. It's a fucked-up version of the Space Race.

That’s just crazy.  Barb is clearly the Mind Flayer.

That is certainly a better theory the one a woman in my office texted.

Long-haired, scraggly-bearded Hopper will surely appear coming from the shadows in the final seconds of episode 1 next season. 

I laughed out loud about the amount of adverbs in this thing. Your writing class payed off well Erik. 

The future is strange and EV’s have ruined it for me. Every new muscle car / performance car or thought of me tuning another project car immediately feels pointless when there are a crap ton of regular people driving to Starbucks in their Model 3 that’ll blow my doors off without even noticing I hit the gas.

Yeah I guess that’s true if you set everyone in the first debate on fire.

Warren

So this is pretty much now Harris vs Bernie.  Maybe they can have a sit down and become a team instead.  End this right now.

Oh man, I would love to see him as his WET HOT character, but as Dana or Jeanine’s kid.

I feel like we’re one step away from a tp commercial that is just

Stop trying to downplay this story! San Antonio tried for an entire season to get Kawhi to give a fuck and couldn’t do it!

“Kawhi, where did you learn to talk like that?”

I want to go into a pretentious restaurant just once to see if I can ask, "Do you have any dishes that play with time? The concept of time?" without laughing. Because I don't know how Keanu did that.

Keanu Reeves is gonna be in a video game.

This is so dumb.