Facebook really has just become noise. Bad amateur punditry, links to articles from Mother Jones and Breitbart, “80 things that only 80s kids know about,” and anger. So much anger.

Some dude stole Nickelback’s drummer’s identity to buy nearly $25,000 worth of drum microphones.

My favorite Kate McKinnon bit from last night:

My parents are dead.

While I agree with you, the flip side is if your parents aren’t financially literate, it’s going to be a more difficult journey to financial freedom.

This is what happens when a country has zero financial education in schools.

Comic Sans, Papyrus—look, I’mma let you finish, but Bleeding Cowboys is the worst font of ALL TIME.

Even earthquakes avoid North Dakota.

It’s not that BMW signals don’t work. The blinker fluid service just requires a fill-up with every flick of the turn stalk.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Jerry is so much better for her.

I’d really love to stop talking about how the President is perceived (and how he perceives himself) and keep the focus on the bigger issues. Can we please hone in on the fact that the president’s VOICE program is one of the most frightening things we’ve seen come from a President who is already hell bent on crushing…

As a vet myself this is something everyone needs to understand: sometimes American Soldiers die for no good reason. They die in accidents, in blue-on-blue attacks, from improper medical care, in stupid wars, in badly planned missions. It happens. “Soldiers have died” is not a reason to keep fighting in and of itself.

The family of the vet does get to make a choice. Owens’ wife made one choice (yes, you can use me as a prop); his father made another (GTFO you moron whose idiotic decision got my son killed).

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.

No, fuck all that. An Indian immigrant was MURDERED in Kansas just a few days ago by a white supremacist who was motivated by the type of anti-immigrant sentiment that Donald Trump has promoted and mainstreamed further than any other politician in recent memory. And what does he do? Basically completely dismisses the…

Did you miss the part where he shifted the blame of the botched Navy SEAL operation to the generals and Obama? This man is a fucking disgrace and a coward. No one should respect this man. What a piece of shit.

My SO definitely would. I always catch him in the basement watching old WWE episodes with The Rock.

What percentage of the time would his shirt be off?