So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

You shut the FUCK UP

Mustang Flatback laughs at the Camaro’s attempt to elminate rearward visibility.

I hate to be that guy, but I don’t believe for a second that you hate being that guy.

I will care about this story when it’s revealed that Tom secretly switched the balls out for those Nerf vortex footballs that John Elway used to chuck at kids in the 90’s

I’ve dated some super hot guys—some briefly, one for a long time. All of them, invariably, have been entitled, subtly but deeply self-centered and, in some aspect, communicated this air of, “You’re not the best I could do.”

While I am fully aware that it is societal pressure and internalized misogyny that makes me feel this way - I hate my mombod. It’s something I am ashamed of. The extra skin, the fat thighs, my stretched out disgusting tits. I hate it. When people compliment me on “getting my figure back already!!” I am aghast that…

Desky!!

#notallparties

Oh, Natasha, we get it. You’re still closer to Teen than Exhausted Parent. But trust me this article will come back to haunt you in some way.

There’s video of the incident, filmed by another woman across the street.

“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”

She sounds like a snitch. You should have stabbed her.

It gets smarter? Will it ever become self-aware?

It’s like VW Vortex — in text message form!

Someone Please Give These People A New Show Already

Off topic slightly but I feel bad for the guy in this meme. Like he’s a real person with his face spread all over the internet and people commenting on his appearance and shit.. idk I just think a meme like this is mean because it’s hurtful to the person. He’s maybe used to it by now but doesn’t make it less hurtful.…

But why would you make a hashtag designed to be vague and stir controversy and then act confused when controversy is stirred?

once again: when I am king of the internet, the law will read that if you negatively judge another person’s looks on twitter, you will be required to post a picture of yourself online, and you will be subject to a thumbs up/thumbs down rating scale from the masses.