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Forget the guy and his balls! That woman looks like she could kill me seven times before my body hit the ground!

Cat shit can be extremely dangerous to both pregnant women and newborn babies. So stop being a twit. Seriously.

I can't write a response better than this woman's so I'll just share hers.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

Yup.

I learned this first hand. Bought a 2012 Mazda 3 brand new, a few months later I was laid off. I luckily was still working at a grocery store making minimum wage and could barely afford gas and my car payment per month and rent. A huge mistake on my part, I spent a good year trying to get back on my feet and trying to

Russian Driver Finds A Body In The Road And Apparently That's ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Didn't believe in dinosaurs.

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

"Hey I wanna penetrate your girl!"

Any time I see Nick Offerman, I am compelled by an irresistible force to have steak for my next meal.

Do you ever think of yourself while watching Wheel of Fortune in the final round when they show "R S T L N E" on the screen? My brain always readjusts it into "R L S T (I) N E."

Understand that to others, this is very real, hits very close to home, and is not about you.

Judging off the fact you think this isn't a black issue confirms to me that you are White. I'm Hispanic, not African-American, but I'll tell you this: White people, not all but generalizing, have a hard time understanding when things are in fact racial.