you mean poopocalypse

We went to my Uncle’s ski cabin for Thanksgiving one year. It snowed and my mean boy cousins made fun of me because they could write their names in the snow and I couldn’t. I tried,I peed on my new jeans, I cried, I got in trouble for not acting ladylike. And then......I practiced every day for an entire fucking year…

I was in college. living in a one bdrm apartment with my friend, who had the living room as his bedroom. We hosted T’giving dinner. Among the guests was this guy we sort of liked and his girlfriend who we did not like. We are all EATING picnic style because who had a table? when awful girlfriend comes out of our…

“Brown River”

When I got engaged my mom always lectured me in front of my fiance that he was going to be “the head of the household” by virtue of having a penis. We’d just share a knowing glance and laugh. Now I use it against him though. Can’t decide what restaurant to go to? Oh honey, you have to pick because you’re the head of…

So I am a newly wed in my first fairly good size condo, and my hubby and I decide that we should have the whole damn fam over for Thanksgiving.

I lost my daughter to suicide two years ago. Please be gentle with yourself and please reach out for help.

Okay, this is going to be wordy so settle in.

I’m hooked on these recaps! I think I need to start watching it again.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT POOR WOMAN

My favorite narrative element of this great and true story was how you book-ended your praise of this woman for being interested in your HEART and MIND with a detailed description of her body. Presumably you were fascinated by the HEART and MIND of her “nice boobs on the larger side”.

Here’s a true story, no ghosts or italics.

There was one several years ago about some lady’s boyfriend who was stationed in Iraq and one night they all see a figure several hundred yards outside the base. That one still creeps me out until this day.

The Family is Forever one felt fake to me and then I noticed the teen bride had somehow managed to request to be buried in her wedding gown and conveniently died in a car accident soon after? There were seemingly true stories in the comments that were really creepy. If I want fake I can find that anywhere.

99% of the people I’ve encountered who go around saying that they’re “sensitive” or “empaths” were just wishful thinking. If you really are, you most likely don’t want it and don’t want to go around advertising it.

Honestly, I thought that one was the least scary - it was so caught up in flowery language that it obscured anything scary in the story.

and the follow up of course

Meh. Only one to even get under my skin was the face at the window. Everything else was pretty blah. They all pale in comparison to prior entries.

What’s the criteria for the best stories? Because I feel that most of these stories are written like fictional stories and are obviously made up which makes them not that scary. Mine, on the other hand, was brief because it really happened, non of it was made up. And in my opinion, that makes it scarier than most of…

I usually just blow through the paranormal stories because they obviously aren't real, so I was saddened to read that every single story on here was fake. Boring!