I feel like he didn’t pay so much attention to the major themes of the story though?

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

That look says, “What hath my loins wrought upon the Earth? Forgive me..."

This was DELICIOUS to read, Ellie. Kudos.

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

She’s never going to say a word because she’s going to get out of prison someday and people who rat on Whitey tend to run into misfortune.

I said this on another thread. Someone somewhere hypothesized that his legal team is just trying to delay everything until he dies...

Jfc, the balls on this fucking guy.

I want to see tampon packaging that hilariously draws attention to the fact that they are reluctant purchases of people who require something to deal with something horrific on a regular basis. Put jokes on it. Include a puzzle on the back of the box, like kids cereal. Make the packaging worth more than the product…

I’m amazed these gentlemen could bear to be even in the same room as a discussion about the packaging of feminine hygiene products, let alone COMMENT on it.

It was going to be a pretty pink flower wrapping and you’d have to pull the pedals off one by one thinking about your by crush in order to open it.

IT HAS TO BE PINK! DON’T YOU KNOW WOMEN LIKE PINK?

They probably suggested making it pink. Everyone knows women are colorblind to every wavelength of light except pink.

...What the fuck.

I mean considering the number of men I’ve known who thought tampons were clearly being used as little dildos, I wouldn’t put it past them to suggest the applicator be ribbed.

As a woman, I’m not sure I have an opinion on tampon package design.

Man, now I really want to know what they wanted to do with the packaging.

I was getting on a JetBlue flight from NYC to Syracuse (about the same flight length as yours), and found some guy sitting in my window seat. [JetBlue allows you to pre-select your seat when you book, and I always specifically book the window seat]. I told him he was in my seat, and he says “oh, it’s not a big deal,”…

On an international flight, I had someone stick their two kids next to me, both under the age of 6, so they could sit in first class. Every time I saw him, I threw him angry looks for not offering to switch seats with me. Then he the audacity at the end of the flight to thank me for the free babysitting.