Jesus. Can you imagine if it really does take ten years, and spreads during that time? And the best way of dealing with it is just telling women not to get pregnant? Just a whole lost generation.

I just can’t get over how scary this is. I’m scared of bugs because they’re icky and get stuck in my hair.... I can’t imagine being afraid of mosquitos because they could give me a virus that would disable my baby, and rob it of any chance at a normal life. Especially in the countries where it’s prevalent, and access…

Does this mean we can get women in these countries (who want it) better access to birth control? Maybe free IUDs so they don’t have to worry as much. Please? A vaccine that comes years from now would be great, but it doesn’t help anyone in the present tense.

If you’ve recently gotten pregnant and you wanted to go to the Rio Olympics, I’m so sorry.

Abortion is health care.

you are stoking the flames of my passion!

A while ago I spotted Josh Charles in NYC, and I took the chance to put my face six inches from his and whisper-shriek “You are so FUCKING AWESOME.” As I did it, my brain belatedly alerted me to the fact that this was not the most appropriate way to express admiration to a stranger. As I prepared myself for the…

yo if you people don’t want penn, i will GLADLY take him

ilu. Have you heard my favorite joke?

Yeah, I had to pull this up on my phone (no twitter on work computer) to check that handle. What the heck??

“Penn is but a babe in the woke game, but I see some real promise so I’m allowing him in this month.”

OFF THE CHARTS BAE AND OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DIDN’T TELL ALICIA HOW MUCH HE LOVED HER IN HIS LAST MESSAGE WHAT WAS THAT EVEN?

Oh, Mark Ruffalo.

Woke Bae Emeritus.

I don’t have time to make a thorough case but what about Mark Ruffalo. Or is he just eternal Woke Bae, not necessarily just January?

Penn Badgley looks more like “woke and toke”.

I would like to spend the balance of my afternoon watching this gif and listening to Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”.

My initial (and almost only) takeaway is that Josh Charles is on twitter and worthy of my massive high school crush on him.

Glad she’s killing it tonight.

Once you get to the point of “murdered a thirteen year old girl” I don’t think it matters whether it’s federal crime or not anymore. You’re probably going away forever.