“that looks less like it was snatched off the neck of a soccer mom”
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Right? The only jewelry I like is pearls (rings! Necklaces! Bracelets!) like how do you manage to trash up the MOST DIFFICULT THING TO TRASH UP.
Tyga was fucking your underage sister you dumb harpies! Why is that o.k. and this not? At least this is legal.
Rob and Black Chyna are being so petty. And I fucking love it! The Kardashians are one to talk about loyalty. Kim kicked Rob out of her wedding and none of them came to the hospital when he was sick. It’s obvious Kris doesn’t care about him because she can’t pimp him out like she does the rest of her children. If I…
This Rob and Blac Chyna thing is legitimately the first time I’ve been truly interested in this family. Rob may be the most interesting of them all.
Why does Khloe talk like her family is the mob?
“Ellie Goulding almost drowned”
Until typing her name, today, I had never realised that it was composed of two actual words: Blac Chyna.
Yeah, this sounds like a portrait of a great housepet.
fuuuuuck exotic pet dealers.
you know what I got when I had that impulse six years ago? A hedgehog. and then I named her Zeus. quirky status established, without participating in the exotic animal trade or having to buy a freaking kinkajou
“I choose you, kinkajou!”
Why these people can’t just give their regular pets funny names to show this is beyond me. Trust me, people know you are quirky when your big husky has a name befitting a princessy chihuahua, or your tiny cat has a hilarious action hero name.
Remember when Paris Hilton had a pet kinkajou named Baby Luv and it bit the shit out of her? Ah, memories.
I initially read that as “kinky Jew”, and thought to myself: “well of course a 99-year old woman in Miami would find a kinky Jew on her chest, it’s probably her husband”.
What?! How in my almost 40 years never seen this bizarrely cute animal before? I want to know more about Banana and his kinkajou brethren.
This is where Donald Trump came from.
South Florida has all kinds of weird shit running around because people buy exotic pets and when they find out they are a bitch/expensive to take care of they just turn them loose on a golf course.