This means that I can almost forgive Dornan for calling his daughter Dulcie. I just cannot deal with that name and I'm from Ireland, the land of the bizarre/ unpronounceable name

So I've never seen an episode of the Real Housewives of anything but I clicked on the article to see how Lynn from Veronica Mars was faring after her son joined the navy and reunited with his tumultuous love. I would totally watch Keeping Up With The Echolls though

You can never go wrong with naps, beaches and chocolate. Never!

“All wavy like the seas- woosh” is the best and cutest way to put it!

Of course. So I'm going off to find myself a deserted island where there is only beaches, chocolate and naps and none of this crap

I can’t bring myself to click on that link, oh my god. Its just straight up ‘don’t be a woman’

Basically don't be a woman and don't leave the house. Yay us!!

I’m currently in a tonsillitis fog and didn’t mean to say it was on Channel 4! I watched it on Sunday on BBC 1 (after reading the Guardian piece on it). Gah, I need about ten hours more sleep and my healthy tonsils back

My personal philosophy is: the higher the Bbc channel number the less ‘proper’ and classical and classy the programming (see Don’t Tell The Bride on Bbc 3) Channel 4 does get an A+ for all the sex and violence

You’re right it is on Channel 4. The main difference between the two channels/corporations is that Channel 4 has ads and sponsorship. Channel 4 is also a bit more ‘risque’ than the BBc and shows things like Gogglebox and First Dates (both of which I highly reckoned!) that BBC 1 or 2 wouldnt really consider showing.

This!! Speaking as an Irish woman I know that other Irish women get abortions, even though it is highly illegal. They just end up travelling to England, incurring financial, emotional and time costs. There has always been and will always been women seeking to terminate pregnancies and anyone who denies that is an…

Ah, that would do it

Where did you find this man?! I love that he oh so casually mentioned that a secret organisation had access to all your personal info, like its no biggie at all

I wore a backwards necklace once! I felt 53% classy and fabulous, 32% ridiculous and 15% judged. It was fun to wear but then I caught it on a door know and nearly killed myself and felt decidedly less Hollywood and elegant.

I’m really shallow and I just like looking at the pretty dresses and noting hairstyles to copy for my next big event. I also love all the fakes politeness and comraderie when everyone pretends that talking to the E! Network is just! So! Fun! Despite the fact that they state of their marriage/uterus/ring finger/…

I’ll see if I can get my paws on that over here!

I would be drunk as a skunk in two minutes with game! Drunk every time Thomas smokes evilly is making me snort out my tea and now the cat is glaring at me

Paul Hollywood has ruined himself in the eyes of my mother after leaving his wife for his assistant. Now my mum glares at him whenever he’s on the screen, which is hilarious to watch

Oh my god, iZombie is the absolute bomb! I love Rob Thomas’ work in general and would have watched it anyway but I adore it. I love the actors, I love all the guests actors from Thomas’ other shows that come on and I love how it manages to be really funny and clever but also heartbreakingly sad at times. I’m so pissed…

We’ve just finished the last ever episode of Downton over here ( boo) and I’ve started re-watching it because I like to see all of the character development and the I’m a sucker for the hairstyles