That is a goddamn lie. Everyone cares about my boner. Or my...like...slip n slide? I don’t know. Women deserve a word for their boners too.

#elephuckin’

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

As a penis- haver, I’m going out on a limb (or a baby’s arm clutching an apple, as it were) and say that is not a real dick.

I love how the fashion model has the same expression on her face as a dog that just got one of those no-chew cones from the vet: confused, embarrassed, resigned.

When I see fleece like that all I can think of is DOG BED. It looks like a dog bed. I actually say it out loud, too.

He gave his models blond buzzcuts? KANYE, LET IT GO.

Oh, and by the way, the very latest from Kanye’s fashion collection:

I know and it’s making me feel sympathy for Kim Kardashian. He seems like a horrible person to be married to. I imagine it’s like walking on egg shells.

Only if you’re weaning cold turkey or really early when they are still breastfeeding exclusively. But if you breastfeed through until after the baby is well established in solid food, your supply goes down anyway as the baby demands less and less milk and your body will respond by producing less over time. It’s much…

Last winter, determined to go sledding, I left my son (3 months old) with my baby sitter and went to the slopes with a couple friends. I did not nurse, nor pump, for six hours. On the ride home, I couldn’t breathe too deeply because it pushed my breasts up against my bra and I’d get a stabbing pain that shot from the…

The little caption on Allure says “Never Going Back To Her Roots (her blonde ones)“, so I think so. I haven't seen pictures of her when she was younger, though, so who knows. I think she looks great with dark hair, though.

Yes, breasts filled with milk are incredibly painful. Once, when I was breastfeeding, my breasts filled (a baby cried close by). Not only did they leak all over the place but when someone brushed against them I nearly screamed in agony. It is not pleasant. Then you get blocked milk ducts and yay! More pain.

I’ve never had a child, much less had to express milk, but my boobs are aching just thinking about how swollen that poor woman must have been.

14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.

His manbun had distracted me from the fact that his eyes are awfully close together.

ok I mean we were just trying to keep it “fresh” but like the paint was SO COLD and we were very concerned we were going to get Gold paint all over our rented apartment floor so we had like flip flops on and it was like awful just trying to get the D in when I’m like shivering. plus, maybe this is just an “us” thing…

Ten bucks a night to stay in the Millennium Park area in Chicago? They usually charge an arm & leg, so an ear is peanuts in comparison.

there seem to be genuine lessons to learn from their story. Wondering what you are objecting to.

The father probably feels like he could be helping others by sharing his regret. I am not sure how much it will help, but if it makes him feel better in this awful time, why not?