Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

Wait, didn’t GP coast into her career thanks to her parents and the only role that was any good at all was Margot Tennenbaum because all she had to do was sulk and smoke?

The number of times I’ve forgotten I had drugs on me and got through security easily and didnt remember until I was off the plane is somewhere between 5 and 10.

You shouldn’t take a hammer to your iPhone, it voids the warran-

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

Once you get to the point of “murdered a thirteen year old girl” I don’t think it matters whether it’s federal crime or not anymore. You’re probably going away forever.

If that’s the case, they should hire Rachel Dolezal as a consultant.

So I spent the entire SAG awards fist pumping all the POC excellence had me falling out!! I mean Idris Elba won two awards!!! For Tv and a movie!!! Viola, Queen Latifah, Uzo Aduba, the cast of OITNB has the best ensemble in the game and damn it of they don’t cover almost every race and age and sexual orientation and…

Is there a CliffsNotes regarding this post?

You should have written a longer post to help make your point

He only stopped typing because he couldn’t see the screen through all the spittle.

That's just like your opinion, man

make sure she is mature enough to use that amount of money

This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

Probably to give her time to prepare to be responsible with it.

Winter is coming. All over people’s faces.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

Good for your mother. It isn’t surprising at all though that your father has to continue demonizing your mother. It’s actually pretty typical for cheaters. It’s called blame shifting. Instead of owning their actions, they have to tell themselves that the evil spouse made them do it. Then they come up with all the…