Victims of being brainwashed. Teenagers are vulnerable and easily susceptible to deceit.

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

schadenimlivingmybestlifeandyoucansuckitnickfreude?

Yes, I am hunting around for a new home.

That’s not a friend.

It’s incredibly stoopid. They have this notion of just slaying everyone with the wonderful political cleverness that is them during the coming year, but apparently haven’t given anything beyond November 8th any thought. The fact that they don’t realize just how hideously embarrassing it is asking other journalists to…

this one got to me, a friend once told me my arms made her nauseous to look at, and i still feel like i’m making people feel sick when they look at me.

While I was getting in the car to go to my little sister’s funeral...

my great grandmother said “I never realized how attractive fat people’s faces could be until you.”

I got this a lot. And I resented my sister for it— then as young adults in peak eating disorder, I was confronted by my sister who begged me to eat again. Not for my health, but because I was the smart sister, and “being pretty is the only thing I have on you.”

“I don’t know what you would have done if we hadn’t adopted you- you wouldn’t make a very good prostitute”. (Adopted as a child from a communist country. It was a true statment, but vulgar coming from a parent. Emancipated shortly there after).

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Heh. This isn’t even all that crazy to me... I work in a medical library and I get a lot of weird donations all the time. Over the years I’ve opened boxes filled with old microscopes, rusty scalpels, a spinal tapping kit, twenty five dental casts, and unknown bottles of possibly poisonous liquid. Basically, I’ve come…

I can’t put on a pair of red shoes without looking for the angels. Also, can’t eat cake without thinking of Alison. (Or read a book without thinking that he writes one everyday)

On one occasion after a little butt sex, I went to Barney’s to try on clothes I could never afford. Proceed to let out what I thought would be a small “toot”, but what ended up being a literal avalanche of Santorum flew out of me and ended up all over what $4200 Gucci or what-have-you pants I was trying on. Haven’t…

Hot take: pop music lyrics are invariably terrible anyway, no one notices because no one curr

That’s the joke!

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

So, you’re saying a woman who was the best thing that ever happened to you, couldn’t have children...so you left. Adoption is an option these days, you know. I hope she was understanding and sympathetic to your needs. And that in no way she was made to feel bad about her inability to have children, which i am sure she…

I didn’t say I hated avocados. I love avocados. But the larger avocados get, the less flavor they have. It’s the same with zucchini.