This "Who Moved My Cheese" philosophy is common sense for some situations, but in many others it's only beneficial to those in charge. Resisting change can be just as valuable; look at any major historical revolution. If the low-downs had "embraced" the types of changes they were seeing, the world would be a much…

I've been sleeping on the floor for the past couple of months. It's a little embarrassing, but I feel great and I've turned down a couple of offers to give me a proper bed. It makes moving a lot easier, too.

You're doing it wrong.

Second on the Victorinox. They are fantastic knives.

Easy. My guitar is by far the most important thing I own. Not the most valuable, but the most important to me and to my sanity.

So if your cell phone goes off in a hotel in England, will everyone think there is a fire?

I think we're making a point. I'm not sure what it is.

I will hide it in a picture file! Then it will be todo.txt.net.exe.zip.jpg.

todo.txt.net.exe?

I just take off the leaves. I don't cut into the strawberry at all. Hasn't killed me yet...

They say an apple is better than hot coffee at waking you up. But when I tossed the apple on my roommate, he just kept on snoring.

Kurt Vonnegut: "Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."

I only pay for Rhapsody. I understand the draw of storage services, but I've always been willing to put in enough effort that I don't need them.

I expect Google to ask someone for more than my birthday if they're resetting my email...

See, that "multifactor" part is what I'm worried about. They can't do anything with just my birthday. If they could hack my username, password, and/or bank account number, then I would be worried.

Frankly, my birthday is the LAST thing I'm worried about hackers finding. What are they going to do with it, steal my free Grand Slam at Denny's?

Don't forget combination peanut butter and jelly! That one invention reduced my luggage use by about half.

Quick: You're president of the United States. What are the first five things you do?

Buy a motor scooter. They are very cheap, get upwards of 100 miles per gallon, and are fun as all-get-on to ride.

Here's another principle to take to heart: