My speculations on Lifehacker's big news:

Jurassic 5: The Influence.

Pffft. Doctor Steel forever.

Everybody loves Dreamhost.

Being an adult is when you're slightly embarrassed to still be acting like a kid. Doesn't mean you stop goofing off, or that you stop enjoying it. You just go a little red when some overpaid killjoy tells you to act your age.

I'm willing to pay a much higher price for a company that has great customer service than for one that is seriously incompetent.

That's beautiful. Had no idea it would work so well.

1. When I brush, I brush my tongue all the way back to my gag reflex. If the back half-inch of your tongue has smelly bacteria, your whole breath has smelly bacteria.

I use TheSage (from Sequence Publishing). Free download, great dictionary, has pronunciation. As far as processing, I've never really looked into its structure, but I figure there must be some way to process it.

Funny...I could swear it worked yesterday.

You're wrong. They are eligible. Or at least, the student accounts are. I know because I have one.

I decided to get Prime because student accounts are free, and after a thorough assessment of available titles, I will probably never use it for streaming. Not unless I really get into niche British sci-fi or PBS children's cartoons, anyway. Seriously, that's ALL there is. Amazon put up a lot of hype for nothing.

I will sell them if anyone's interested.

I wanted to do number 6, but didn't have any paper cups. So I rolled up some note paper into tubes. Then one thing led to another, and now I have headphones instead of earbuds. Who's the big man on campus now? That's right, I am.

Another advantage: You can't smack someone upside the head via email.

I've gone piracy-free over the past year, and I feel pretty great about it. Philosophically, though, I could see some exceptions to copyright law.

@Duffasaurus: Actually, it does a great job of leaving the sandwich's flavor unaffected—that's why I like it.

Do women count as "analog"?

(Self promotion alert.)

Classic Boy Scout no-no. Breathable clothes keep you warm. Plastic bags make you sweat, and then you chill.