Have you tried having 5 people chant your spell through autotune?

you know, the closer Trump is to inauguration, the less interested I am in anything he has to say. His words are completely meaningless. At this point, I’d rather just block him out entirely and wait to see what he does.

Liberals fall for this all the time. That’s why my feed has been full of stupid articles inviting me to empathize with white working classes, because their economic fears made them vote for a Nazi.

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

I’d rather move into a $2 Detroit termite infestation done by Nicole Curtis than move to Waco.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

The WaPo has been buying ink by the barrel and I like it.

A shorter version of this article:

“We may add nothing of import, but we do so *loudly*”

Just wait. Somehow this will be Huma’s fault. “Why hasn’t she taken her son and left?” “A good mother would have left the campaign trail and come home.” “Benghazi!”

YES! Let’s blame her! Her stupidity forced that scumbag to assault her!

I really don’t get why this is a trend, or a restaurant dish. It reminds me of the cereal restaurant trend; guys, you can make that at home in literally two steps.

I’m torn over whether Heigl really is a bitch or whether she just got the “women should shut up and smile” treatment. Probably some of both.

Those “tasty” videos are the fucking worst. “OH look! I scooped the innards out of a loaf of italian bread and crammed an entire block of velveeta in into it, dumped canned chili on it, and heated it so it looked like a can of Rico had the hot shits all over the place. It’s dip now! TASTY!” NO FUCK YOU THAT IS NOT…

Is it so fucking hard to give women their own/new franchise?! This shit is just lazy. All Hollywood is doing is giving you Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck “Hey everybody you like the characters/story of Micky Mouse and Donald Duck? Well here they are again, but this time they are girls!” Lazy! Can we please give women…

First he came for the Blacks, and I did not speak out...

I’m gonna use the trope that it’s a boyfriend, because this is something I’ve done before. And your boyfriend is David Ayer and his dumb and bro-y friends you hate are the studio execs who made him do this to his film. The second controller is busted, so you cannot play even though you want to, and he’s not trying to…

ya

“Wear this, you can tell from the low quality that it was assembled by an American who is voting for Trump.”