That’s the one that stuck out to me too. Like, Kenyon’s administrators have spent the last four years sitting on a beach drinking margaritas, only to stumble groggily into the office this morning and go “WHAT? Sexual assaults are happening at colleges? Who knew? Let’s do something about this!”
irvingwashingtonable1
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Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares
-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…
Right?! Like, “I celebrated my love in this super ahead of it’s time OG hipster way and now anyone that tries to do that is posing and anyone that doesn’t try to do that is a Scrooge McDuck evil rich person who doesn’t truly understand love”.
You sound both pretentious and bitter.
Terry Gross is an amazing interviewer. Even when talking to the most famous of famous A-listers who have been interviewed a thousand times, she’ll come up with a question and the person will genuinely be all, “Wow, that’s a great question. I’ve never thought about that.” Truly in a league of her own.
I realize that, given your utterly stellar commenting history, this may come as a shock to you, but there is some merit to composition and throughness in a longer form, rather than just shitting out of your fingertips and calling it day.
Will there be a trip through the East coast area where the white guy meets zany characters? Including a wise man of color? Does he bed a free spirited woman who teaches him something about his life? Will he come back to his roots at the end and understand himself a bit better and speak of the skies and the end of…
How much do you guys wanna pay me to write a Jonathan Franzen novel? It’s about a dissatisfied upper-middle-class white genius who doesn’t feel challenged by his wife. But it’s really about, like, America.