It was a major exercise in ergonomics from the perspective of a female driver.

I have only ever seen one passport photo that looked good; it was a sweaty, terrible picture my friend took last-minute when she lost her wallet in London. Not caring, I think, is the trick.

The ad copy makes me want to vomit, but to be honest the way the car looks and the size

I like this very much. It’s hard, though, because selling a politician on the merits of the “good, solid incremental policy changes that will affect lives for the better” platform is way way less sexy than Bernie’s “revolution” or whatever the fuck is happening in the GOP.

That’s true, but I live in San Diego and most of our avocados are grown in Mexico even now. Supply in CA is dwarfed by Mexico.

I was eating cheese toast with tomato and avocado and olive oil drizzled on top before it was cool, man. The only reason I was able to survive 2007 was because I could eat that for dinner every single night. Those were also the days where you could get avocados for under a dollar apiece, though :( As a Californian it…

El Nino apparently exacerbated things. We didn’t get enough rain to alleviate drought, but we got enough rain to make the plants happy. Now all those plants are dry tinder.

It basically was my nightmare scenario. The only way that movie works is if you don’t identify with Heigl at all, otherwise it’s watching a woman sacrifice her life because she had a one night stand. Not exactly comedy material is what I’m saying.

THERE’S A GODDAMN MOVIE CALLED SAUSAGE PARTY COMING OUT. WHY IS THAT EASIER TO PRODUCE THAN A MOVIE WITH A WOMEN AS THE LEAD?

I like that Hollywood is playing with female driven movies. I do not like that the best they can seem to come up with for female driven movies are franchises whose popularity is long past and basically are the cinema equivalent of beating the hell out of that dead horse. Can’t they come up with a screenplay where it’s…

“Somewhere on Tumblr?” What? No! Stuff doesn’t just pop into being on Tumblr, actual human beings make stuff that then gets reposted there without credit. It’s an animation by Scott Benson

Sean Smith? The EVE guy who used to post on Somethingawful a lot? I, uh, wouldn’t have pegged him as a conservative.

Don’t hidden object games bring in ridiculous amounts of cash, too? You can make an entire genre ONLY targeting women and it’ll be successful.

You forgot the most important instruction:

Why would I buy two bottles of the same stuff? That just takes up space on the side of the tub. We both use combo shampoo conditioner, the same bar of soap and I steal his shaving cream when I shave my legs*

It works for Some Babies. I should just post this in pretty much every thread on this post:

So Coupling was a UK knockoff of an American show (Friends). Then it came back to the US as an American knockoff of a UK knockoff show of an American Show. Show business is a bit like those Centipede movies, I guess.

Honestly this makes a lot of sense to me. The topics that show up on the “trending” sidebar are much more reasonable than I’d expect if it were REALLY just a list of the most popular news articles. I haven’t seen any racist shit about Obama, for example, or stuff about death panels, or anti-vaccine stuff. I am 100%…

So there’s a reason that Sheryl gives a shout out to women with missing *or unsupportive* partners. I think probably having a partner who constantly is shredding your self worth may be worse than going it alone.

You’re going to put Howard Stern above Terry Gross? No.