@FlameCell: High-school, 11th grade. I'll be the first to admit, my teacher isn't AMAZING but he is pretty good.

@Settings: Don't worry. Everyone knows that the design is heavily influenced by Macbooks. Some people are just too defensive of their computers. Anyone who is even a tiny bit reasonable will admit that the Google notebook copies Macbooks in many areas. It's just a fact.

@FlameCell: Ahh! I love how I know what this means :).

Bye Blackberry. It's been, well, painful.

Although I think everyone buying a TV should read this, I do think some of these specs do matter. I bought a Sony Plasma HDTV with one of those crazy contrast ratios and frame-rate and I've never been happier. The contrast ratio really does make every color pop. So why do I love the article? Because I think they need…

@FriedPeeps: Lol i was just thinking about that.

@Boter: The FIRST thing i tried as a cop was the PIT maneuver. I got the same result, the racer barely moved. I then started to test it out with different cars at different speeds and it turns out that the build of the car matter. If you take a slightly heavier car and do the PIT maneuver to another car going the same…

@ursa: You're in luck. There's a video somewhere of Jim talking about how secure the tablet will be. It supposedly has the exact amount of security (sorry, i don't know terms) as the Blackberry phones do.

@Jackstick: LOL. When I first read that I thought you were just being a troll. I came back to the article and just realized what you were referring to.

@SteveJobsSexLife: I'm sure they put code somewhere in there that says: "If the bezel is being touched in 2 spots at once, DON'T DO SHIT. If the bezel is touched but the user doesn't swipe, DON'T DO SHIT."

@EBone: Yesterday, their Co-CEO, Mike Lazaridis said (in his screwup of an interview) that it will come to their phones as soon as they can get a dual-core chip inside a phone. That's actually pretty close from now.

He's flyin' through your windows

@Afrit: I have a Kinect and to be honest, it's not supposed to. Developers stayed away from the open/closed gesture because it was very easy to screw up. From the looks of this, it looks like they've perfected it.

@DavidWrightstuff: Well technically, WikiLeaks has been doing stuff like this for a while. A while back they released video of an American helicopter gunner killing two journalists accidentally. But yeah, i doubt it's a conspiracy.

Is there any chance of this being a conspiracy? I'm not saying it is but bear with me:

@The Lab: Check again. They changed the title to your idea. :)

Anyone else get sort of mislead? I thought you guys were actually reviewing the games saying it was bad.

@AwokeKnowing: Agreed.

@Barcini: Oh man that was a good laugh.

@Good news, everyone!: I think they went a bit too far. The tweet was funny to me though.