Just ask Draymond Green, he’ll give you black and blue balls.

You’re over complicating things. As a Toronto sports fan I can 100% guarantee any Raptors’ wins are only to give us false hope to set up losing in the most crushing way possible. My simple prediction:
- Raps win both games in Oakland, by a combined 50, and every Warriors starter is injured in some fashion. Kawhi is…

lmao in what world was Drake a “millionaire since he was a small child”? He lived in a basement in a tony neighbourhood with his mom. Do you really think he made millions from fucking Degrassi? You don’t know fuck all.

Has anyone heard from Burneko since the Raps won? I imagine him under a bridge somewhere, scribbling on the pavement with a piece of charcoal, muttering about the End Times.

The raptors have Kawhi. So, warriors in five.

Yes, Drake, the Jewish-black rapper from Toronto, is really looking forward to posing with Trump. Fuck off back to whatever shithole in the U.S. you crawled out of.

You forgot to mention San Francisco falling into the ocean from an earthquake while the Raptors are not in town.

Tom Ley is still in bed clutching his Antetokounmpo body pillow.

Don’t forget the Patrick McCaw factor too. No way in hell the Warriors let that punk-ass weirdo get a ring against them after leaving them and their roster spot in limbo.

The Raps don’t need to win. They just require two wins in the series to help Kawhi decide he’ll have more future success in Toronto than LA. Couple that with the Max Contract and he’ll stay in Toronto.

Hmmm...Iggy maybe, Boogie out another couple games, KD out for at least Game 1.....

YEAH THAT’S WHAT THE BASKETBALL FANS WANT: LESS PLAYOFF BASKETBALL

I know there’s the whole “Warriors are bad for the league” take out there. I totally disagree.

I’m a lifelong Yankees fan, I know we’re pretty obnoxious 

Is anyone else just exhausted by Westbrook’s whole vibe? When KD left, I was actually routing for Russ, but now it just seems like it’s time to move to a different situation. If a title didn’t happen after all those years with KD, it’s never happening. I also 100% believe that Russ pads the s— out of his stats. His…

Blazers in 5.

Not only was Oklahoma City on fire last night, it seemed like they were getting all the calls to go their way.*

Dame also dropped 25 points in the third quarter while Westbrook was guarding him. They took Westbrook off of that assignment in the fourth when they realized there was no way in hell he could guard him.

I’m becoming a Dame fan. So cool and unruffled. In a similar situation, Kevin Durant would have created a dozen fake Twitter accounts by now.

The Thunder are a bunch of piss babies and they proved in last night.