Celtics fan here. The Celtics get the Lakers pick if it falls 2-5. Please keep sucking.

But we were told during last year’s MVP race that triple doubles are The Most Important Thing, so actually Lonzo is the best rookie.

Let’s be honest here. My race, native Americans are never brought up because it’s the past. Would black people stop complaining about the past. We had it worse and you don’t see us jumping up and down about it. It’s a fucking show get over it, It’s make believe

I don’t expect many of you to understand this, for I am posting on Deadspin.....there can’t be many athletic people that read this garbage.

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.