Holy shit, I want to steal that Dractually costume idea.

Does Bernadette Peters never age? I assume she’s got some spooky painting in her attic.

I love him too. I don’t mind all his damage, which doesn’t speak well of my own mental health, but there you go.

No fucking shit.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

I read this headline and thought, OMG, WHAT DID HE DOOOOO?

BOTH of his feet look like that! Try not to look directly at them!!

He also inadvertently admitted he has no idea how sex with a willing partner’s vagina works, so there’s that.

A friend of mine was out west already when the protests started. She joined them about two weeks ago.

Does this mean I won’t have to spend 10 minutes in the soap aisle trying to find one of the two handsoaps that aren’t anti-bacterial now?! This is brilliant news! Down with the bacteria hysteria and up with good old fashioned soap and just actually washing your hands.

You guys make me feel so old.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Can you explain it again? Slower? With pictures? I am really glad you’re here.

THANK U FOR THIS HOT TAKE

You seem Mad Online™ I hope you’re not #triggered

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

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