It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

1. Really really good 2.if Kofi doesn’t win on Sunday I’m done. I’m not letting them do “people like YOU don’t win titles” twice in my lifetime with the POC challenger losing

As talented a Foley is in the ring, his sense of humour is probably his best trait.

That kind of nihilism seems reductive. I mean, we’re all going to die, the sun will swallow the earth, and the universe will eventually becoming unimaginably cold and dark.

Here are your three Donald Trump proposals:

I’m really hoping they expand outer space. It’s cool they are making the planets super interesting but being able to do more in actual space would be cool. Build bases (or expand Frigates), land on large asteroids/meteors etc.

Yo, you can just say that Adora isn’t getting you off the way the 80s version did - none of the extra words you used made it any less obvious that you’re looking for a way to jerk it to a kids cartoon.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Ya, but he did create the franchise so....

Holy hell. Well, at least he knows who talk to if he ever needs to manufacture a clone army.

“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.”

What about feeding Subway bread to ducks?

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

Apocryphal or not, and despite everything I dislike about him, I respect the hell out of that move.

That’s why Belichick always looks like he should be washing windshields for a dollar in the Foxboro parking lot. When he first started coaching he told the NFL he wanted to wear a suit on the sidelines like his dad. The league told him, no you have to wear sponsored apparel with the logo clearly visible. So he cuts…

Always remember, don’t fight to raise everyone up, fight to drag everyone down.

Agreed. I would have sent the guy a check postdated to the year 66000

This Rod Allen, involved a physical altercation? NEVER! (God Bless Yakety Sax)

So what you’re saying is that Rhode Island’s offer to the PawSox was a bad deal for taxpayers, but another city’s offer was even Worcester?