Nice to see a Yankee shortstop finally getting the re2pect he deserves.

I enjoy both. I don’t watch documentaries all day long and tell people who watch Game of Thrones “That shit is fake, bro. “

I’m with Paul. Totally makes a mockery of the game. What’s next, guys playing the whole game WITHOUT playing a position?

Again, no American football player, athlete or any other self-respecting man should ever willingly get on his knees

I assume he also once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

Yeah, I don’t see them bringing this zombie bill back unless and until they manage to retain a majority in both houses after the midterms. So, at the very earliest, it’ll be another year-ish from now.

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

Bettman on what Calgarians can do now: “You need (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!) to make your voice heard (BOOOOOOOOOO!)if you think the city is moving in the wrong direction.” 

My guess: pumpkin spice flavoring

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

*ahem*

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I was promised fundamentals!

There’s no shame in E-Fedding (or whatever the hell the verb would be), I spent a good 10 years Roleplaying and writing for a fed, and I credit that 100% to setting me down the path of Screenwriting. I guarantee that it helped your writing in some way, so embrace it! 

You’re not the court, you don’t have to give that ratfucker an inch. Innocent until proven guilty is a legal term; an invaluable one, but you aren’t under any obligation to enforce it in your day to day life.

In my junior year of high school, my grandfather taught me how to play 501. He apparently learned how to play when he was deployed in Korea back in the day.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.