Hey, don’t forget that it wasn’t until about 1980 that they didn’t think babies could feel pain either, which is basically just as insane as thinking fish as a whole don’t.

At this point, it’s more sponsors and network that dictate that the show stays PG. And really, if the storylines are good, and they turn the focus back to more wrestling and less talking, it doesn’t matter what it’s rated.

I think you’re understating Heyman’s impact in the company for the last 20 years. He was the man in charge when the Smackdown Six was burning the house down every week and making Raw look bad, and Vince got pissed and fired him because Smackdown was supposed to be the B show.

The original X-Com games. At least through Apocalypse. While the new games are still fantastic, I miss the added strategy of having to manage Time Units and all the extra fiddliness of larger squads, resource management and being able to kit your guys out however you wanted. Having extra bases for faster response and…

Now that you mention it, I remember that vaguely too. It’s like they were sitting in the lab, trying to nail the apple flavor, and some PR guy was like, “Hey, you know what would be cheaper? Just say they don’t taste like apples.”

Wait, Apple Jacks are supposed to taste like apple? That has never crossed my mind while I ate them. I just figured the name was some weird regional thing like Cincinnati Chili, or Rocky Mountain Oysters.

That movie was a lot of fun. I didn’t even realize David Tennant was in it until well over an hour after he first showed up, but I will qualify that with saying that I had not watched any Doctor Who at that point.

Yeah, but her allegation and description of who it was was essentially “I won’t name him, but it rhymes with Hhris Chardwick.”

Wait, so heaven is a pizza? I like pizza as much as pretty much no one (I really like pizza), but I don’t know if I’d want to live in one for all eternity.

I’d hope so, that was a fantastic bit. Showed just how much he loves his daughter/can’t help but get wrapped up in nerdom in general.

It’s intentional though, they’re visiting different sci-fi genres. Time Travel, Apocalyptic Utopia/Distopia, and the last season will at least begin with Running Man type deadly game show. Took me longer than I’d like to admit into season 2 to figure what they were doing, but I appreciate it now.

We started on typewriters too. Learned all the things we needed to be good admins (how to type addresses on envelopes, form letters, ect), and after the first semester got to switch to the brand new computers the district got. This was about 1993. I think we went back to the typewriter for the final, and most of us…

When my typing teacher told us we had to use our left middle finger to hit the C key, I was flat out “AW HELL NAW” and ignored the shit out of that from then on.

I thought that way too until I barely recognized him in The Expanse and realized how utterly amazing he is as an actor since he’s basically playing both the mental and physical opposite of Lane Pryce. I haven’t seen The Terror either.

I’m honestly hoping the video of the handjob gets released the same day the Patriots go back to the White House to see if the the handshake technique is similar.

In the book, he talked about how he justified letting the kids watch the beating because they were going to go to Disney afterwards, and he could be like, “Hey, Dad’s gonna get beat up real bad, but THEN WE GET TO GO TO DISNEYLAND!” and then something happened to where they had to do Disney first, and it was a lot…

I’ve been calling him Turtle Verger for years now. 

At least he looks old now. Blood Elves having white/platinum hair isn’t out of the ordinary, so I never really considered him to be old, and was surprised when I found it out. I think that’s one of the biggest faults in the modeling of characters for a long time in the game that even the characters considered old…

He’s also an Executive Producer IIRC, so he’s still going to want it to succeed regardless. 

So.... You didn’t buy the game, and you want an apology and “true explanation”?