It was the moment she said it in that second episode that I was completely and totally hooked on the show and she became my favorite character. Any time we get Maya Rudolph turned up to 12 is a good time.

I did too, and I said at that show (Chicago, whoo.) that I’d be perfectly fine if they were gone for five years and came back. It only took four. I was perfectly okay with that too. 

Same here, except I moved just in time to vote against that doofus Lewis. Minnesota acquitted itself quite well last night.

I came here for this, I was not disappointed. DUCKS EAT FOR FREE AT SUBWAY.

That’s not what any of that letter was about. The LW had a husband (and that’s the last he’s mentioned), but they were talking about their partner, and the partner’s FWB, who knew the partner was Poly.

Nah, Paul Ryan wants to get rid of all the poors in any way he can, he’s pretty bad too. Not Turtle Mason Verger bad, but he’ll have his own special room in hell where he’ll be a starving child in a third world country, but have all of his faculties and memories of his life on earth for the rest of eternity.

I honestly hope this is the first of many karma trains that get run on Matt Patricia for the entirety of his Lions coaching career.

I don’t know why this makes me laugh so hard, but it does. I have to wonder if saying the year 69000 would have been better, and I can’t say it would have been.

I’ve lived in Minneapolis for 12 years now, and had been to the Dome a handful of times in a Lions jersey, and the fans never bothered me in any way that I remember, mostly because the last game I went to was the first one the Lions actually won in the state in like a decade.

It also helped that I was a big fat white…

Because I, a fan of *NOT THE TEAM IN THIS ARTICLE* can use this article to tell you *FAN OF TEAM IN THIS ARTICLE* why YOUR team sucks.

Right in the teeth? I’d pay five american dollars to see that.

So we’ve got a lunchtime food delivery service at the office I work at just outside of Minneapolis, and Edible Arrangements is on it at least once a week.

And the fact that that gif is a Joss Whedon line in and of itself makes it even more layered. You cherish that star, sir.

I had three people show up in my game, but as far as I know, they didn’t actually do anything. The first guy showed up in system as I was mining asteroids so I intercepted them, but they didn’t stop or anything so I went back to what I was doing.

Hey, you know what, I think that happened to me the other day and I didn’t even realize it. I was going to go wipe out a supply depot from the air, fired off missiles and just dropped dead out of the sky. I thought the Space Fuzz’s AT-ST had a special weapon to deal with ships at the time, but it was during the one…

I’m partial to Papercut. Cuz that’s what I named my blind cat, to my mom’s complete and utter dismay.

It’s Getting Boring By the Sea by Blood Red Shoes.

I found an abandoned manufacturing facility and I shot one egg on one side and then jumped to the other side and managed to harvest six or seven larvae unmolested until one horror finally managed to make it to the other side and took a crack at me. So they may have a spawn limit or something. But having the larger…

Except those games are already played. The next five games played, if lost, will not remove five games already won.

I had enough of the school bully being a dickhead in 2nd grade during first recess one day that I decided to take a shot at him at lunch. He was on the swing set when I went outside so I went over and flipped him off and walked away. I saw him jump off the swing and head toward me and let him get a couple of shoves to…