I mean, I haven’t done the research, but on the list of fetishes, wouldn’t ‘feet’ be like, right near the top? Making it conventional, and not unconventional, as the article claims?

Everyone knows Steve Austin married Bigfoot. I’d link the image, but someone else will do it before too long, so I’m sure it’ll make a real appearance.

Guy I worked with in Minneapolis was a huge Yankees fan, and had a Chamberlain home jersey that he wore to work and out to happy hours occasionally. I know this because he had his name put on the back of it.

For those of you at home who don’t get why that’s ridiculous, the Yankees don’t put names on the backs of their…

I think R2 has always been portrayed as a smart-ass at least, and more likely a dick anyway. And part of that I’m sure is having to put up with 3PO.

But I’ve seen at least one conversation that questions whether BB-8's little ‘lighter thumbs up’ wasn’t a thumbs up as much a flipping Finn the bird, and everyone has…

That may be, but my mom didn’t know squat about wrestling, so if that was the case, it was a happy coincidence for her.

I walked past a pigeon head one time and thought it was strange until I realized that the peregrine falcons that are in Minneapolis had their nests up above where I walked every day. My friend didn’t even believe me when I told her.

My mom was convinced that Ultimate Warrior and Texas Tornado were the same person, despite they were on the same frickin’ team during a Survivor Series match, and were shown side by side.

I suppose she may have been egging me on, but I was really mad that she was being that dumb.

Man, literally the only people choose Pop Tarts over Toaster Strudels is because they like eating redried cardboard straight out of the package. I just asked the question of my friend, and he said this:

It’s like they made a show about us!

Oh come on, Data absolutely boned Tasha Yar.

Except they’d be doing it during an election year, when even goldfish memories will remember that Representative or Senator Fuddyduddy voted to kill people.

I don’t like tail lights that are too high up. They just look wrong. I get that they’re more visible and everything, but they’re still an abomination.

My buddy came out to Minneapolis to see a Tigers weekend series in ‘07, and we went to Fogo de Chao for dinner with a couple other friends on Thursday night.

We’re sitting there, all you can eating steak, and I glance up to see Placido Polanco and Omar Infante sitting at the table behind my friend. My face goes white…

I’ve been watching it all day and it’s glorious. I’m going to have to watch it 40 more times before I even think about doing something else this evening.

Not as dark, but a kick in the feels anyway.

Somebody post the gif of Ryan Fitzpatrick casually walking off the field after he threw a pick! That’s the best ‘quit on a play’ of all time.

I think they just got lucky. It would have gone over the same if he hadn’t bled, considering that was the first volley in a full assault. There’s too much risk in trying to use a prosthetic and having it be way too obvious, much like Ultimate Warrior wearing a ball cap for the first time in his life when he was going…

It appears to be some kind of pink raspberry thing, it probably helps with identifying you, as it doesn’t come off. But it seems to be as gentle on eyes as Johnson & Johnson baby soap, so you should be okay.

Fuck that, use the bones of your enemies.

Have to think about that in a hierarchy of needs type of way though. Losing your source of revenue to be able to put food on your table is a much more immediate concern. When one racist asshole spouting off can keep you from doing so, your concerns are always going to be more focused on that first, and then trying to…