It’s been 2000 days since Michigan beat Ohio State. Beat that, “midwesterner”.

Do we know whether or not PC gamers will be able to play with PS4 or XB1 gamers?

Wow. Amy Schumer just does not look that good in red fishnet.

Why, oh why, do we have to bring Kaceytron into this discussion? Why not just go right to myfreecams or chaturbate and grab someone from there?

Something something Xenogears.

Followed by your magnum opus, “How to be a dick and not follow your own advice.”

That’s cool. It’s good to see both sides represented, then.

I can’t wait for that. “A guide for when you come to your senses and want to move from iOS to Android.”

What’s to understand apart from “Douchebag (name) decides to speedrun (game)“? Unless it’s for charity, who gives a fuck?

Sure, beat the game in a short time. Congratulations. Why should we care?

So... they planned a tournament over Easter weekend? Can I just say I’m glad these idiots aren’t going to do any more tournaments? Major holiday family-style weekend events aren’t exactly the brightest of ideas.

I have a rich and extensive history to rely on when crafting my deuces. I don’t outsource to another studio or nothin’.

First Person Shitting. Coming soon to Oculus VR.

Fiery.

I’ve had bowel movements more thrilling than Call of Duty or Battlefront, so that’s not really saying much.

Aw, man... I don’t want a Pumba that’s high all the fucking time... couldn’t they have selected a proper actor instead of a pot plant with range?

Nah, just get Nuka World. You can kill him in it.

Preston Garvey, coming to inform you that there’s another settlement that needs your help, that he’ll mark it on the map, and that you need to help restore the good name of the Minutemen.

I’m a cracker that someone spilled some milk on!

Choked on my soda.

This just in: people who take games too seriously are still shitty brats. Water continues to be wet, pain still hurts, something something Trump.