Better Red Than Dead: A tale of a communist’s origins in the wild west.

So did a jury, you shitstain.

Yeah, but pointing out that guys/boys get shit on too doesn’t generate hits to articles.

I need to know what I need to do in order to switch my hard drive to a solid state drive. Do I still need to make a system disk?

Is that the one that resembles Nicodemus from the Secret of NIMH?

I’d love to play as Gokai Red and slaughter grunt-of-the-years.

Now that he’s peaked, could he please fade back into obscurity?

I was forced at ex-girlfriend-point (aka no sex unless) to watch the Jail one.

Has any movie with this character in it ever actually been funny or entertaining?

How bad is it that Duke Nukem Forever finally came out, and yet this will probably be in hell forever?

Good, because this meme is Stupid McStupidface.

Doesn’t work on my Verizon Note 4 either.

Hey, thanks for that thumbnail. It’s not like anyone wants to read your site at work. Or maybe it’s just time for me to filter out Deadspin.

Godzilla: making Kotaku great again!

How about “not-a-fucking-gate”?

Not sure if you knew, but the company was in some recent financial straits...

Boil him, mash him, stick him in a stew.

If only the Bengals could at least do something with all of their fuckery. Lose the first playoff game due to penalties? At least put half the other team out of action for their next game.

I refer to a classic phrase: put up or shut up.

FTFY