So it fixes the lack of availability, the 30 games only, AND the short cord? AWESOME

No Buffalo Bills fan has ever had a physique like that.

So, was Jez down for anyone else for some time tonight?

Bullshit.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

This guy is going to have a secret gay scandal in the next 4 years. No one this anti-gay is every straight.

I feel like if we pool our outrage we can force Steve Bannon out of his position. Like we can’t let this die. If Van Jones has to resigns, this piece of shit needs to immolate himself on the steps of the capitol building.

A whole hell of a lot of women violently hate other women. And they don’t care when other women are sexually assaulted,if they don’t actively route for it, because they know sexual assault only happens to bad women who deserve it, so they’re safe AND dirty whores get what’s coming to them. It’s a win-win.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Or: That’s a Moray!

Bless your heart for thinking this’ll make even a slight bit of difference to his base.

I have no mouth and I must puke.

Yeah.... “looks like...”

Hide and Shriek — PC

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.

Hillary cleaned his clock again, but here’s what is so dumbfounding about Trump’s claim that the election is rigged at the polls:

You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?