Men were a mistake.

Maybe that judge needs to be recalled. It can take months for a trial to even reach the first stage.

Okay.....but, we wanted a Sega Dreamcast Classic.

They’re about to award a sociopath millions of dollars for menacing a brown person.

My mistake, even after reading the article, I didn’t realize he was the lawyer and not the defendant. I thought he tricked his wife into thinking he had a DUI and might be disbarred or go to jail. 

The bar is that low.

Is it just me or is this batshit phenomenon exclusive to white guys? I’ve seen so many videos where white guys trick their family (usually a mom, aunt, or partner) into thinking they died, won the lottery, a child died, they joined the army, or proposed in a massive public setting. I vividly recall a youtube video…

missing a quotation mark there. Don’t you guys have editors? How many people look at an article before you publish it? This seems super common.

Makes sense. The only study that showed that fertility significantly drops off is from 17th century france if you can believe it. It’s insane thinking about how common that falsehood has become today.

From what I read while ghostwriting books on keto, the artificial sweetener triggers the release of insulin in your body the same as actual sugar. When your body is regularly producing more insulin than it needs, it fucks with your health in all kinds of ways. You retain fat more efficiently, your brain builds a…

Make a battle royale game where you’re not wandering a huge empty map for 15 minutes then die in a 10 second firefight. I still don’t understand why Fortnite is this cultural phenomenon when it’s just so damn boring. At its very best it’s 90% walking around and 10% actually shooting at each other. I played it a half…

You can’t convince me that the mayor from All That wasn’t a young bill maher

I think we all know this is a Trump Supporter. Let’s not forget that relatively recently that a trump supporter shot up a planned parenthood clinic and another attempted to assassinate several of trump’s political opponents. Trump supporters are terrorists. Every time he riles them up with lies and racebaiting, he’s…

Are they paying us $40 to take one? Still a little iffy if you ask me.

Are they paying us $40 to take one? Still a little iffy if you ask me.

It’s a massive conspiracy that women can’t have kids over 30. A 37 year is only 2% less likely to get pregnant in a year than a 27 year old. Freezing your eggs is a vanity industry. It doesn’t increase your chances of getting pregnant later in life and the vast majority of eggs are never used. It’s just a massive scam…

We’re going to find out in under a week he was sexually menacing that girl, bullied her, and sent her death threats. I seriously doubt Esquire did the minimum of journalism in investigating this incident.

I mean logically, Kimmel and Fallon have to resign right? You can’t have these menacing racists on TV 5 times a week. Or we can accept that some racism is done out of ignorance, and other acts of racism are done out of hatred?

Maybe, just spitballing here, all religion is evil?

I prefer arcadey sports games like snowboard kids over sports sims. Mario Tennis, Mario Kart, Snowboard Kids, Golf Story, NBA Jams I feel these are beloved classics compared to the sports sims they churn out every year. Go back and play something like Tiny Toons Sports on Genesis and it holds up surprisingly well…

I don’t understand why people like Northam need to resign over something that is A. not illegal, and B. colossally stupid at worst, but people like Moore, Kavanaugh, and Trump don’t have to step down.