This is a massive fallacy. If you steal from a billion dollar corporation, they’ll only take it out on the workers. Therefore, we must appease the golden calf.

Depends on how big the corporation is.

If anything he’s teaching her moral relativism. Those machines are insured against theft and destruction. The only people they’re hurting is a billion dollar corporation.

It’s not. Police must protect private property at all costs.

It might interest people to know that border patrol had to relax their hiring requirements when it came to criminal histories. There were so many people applying to be border patrol agents with violent criminal histories that they couldn’t fill every vacancy so they had to relax the hiring requirements. I think they…

Expect “isabelle rule 34" searches to spike in the next couple weeks.

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Yes it’s the fault of feminists that so many young men can’t get laid today. That’s my takeaway from the story.

Cheese isn’t cheese. Onions and pickles taste like they came straight from a can. Bun is stale. Easily one of the worst burgers fast food serves. There’s absolutely no reason anyone should eat a mcdonalds quarter pounder. If you get it classic style with lettuce tomato and onion that’s different, but the normal one is…

Ever notice how the areas in the world that have the worst access to abortion also have the weakest economies and the most income disparity?

Isn’t it cheaper to buy the game and console separately? I thought the majority of switch players didn’t even use the dock?

Where am I gonna get food poisoning now...

Jerry O’Connell is god’s punishment for the sins of man.

I couldn’t get through the first episode of this show. I just can’t do another comedy cartoon that relies on alcoholism for lazy laughs. Looking at you simpsons, family guy, american dad, futurama, archer, rick and morty, disenchantment....

Ya know after 100 years of hollywood shoehorning straight relationships into movies that absolutely have no need for them, straight people can shut the fuck up forever about people shipping fictional gay couples.

Why does the header photo look like a bathroom with a glass door that leads directly into a hallway.

Anyone that thinks sexism isn’t real needs to hop on tumblr and see the mind boggling amount of patriarchy/misogyny porn. If you’ve never seen these blogs before, you’re going to lose all hope for this world.

I said happens regularly, which it does. I had some jackass earlier tellme that’s not true either because it happens regularly in places like Mexico and Syria. And if your argument is that it’s not as bad as Mexico or Syria, well I think you lost the point.

To point out how unreasonable my position is, you had to bring up some of the worst places to live on the entire planet. I’m just saying, maybe the bar should be a little higher than Syria.

It’s such a ubiquitous quote in america I just assumed everyone had heard it after our millionth mass shooting.