Ya'll laugh, but I think this is the real reason:

Angry Birds worked fine on my eris before the last update. It fixed some graphics on that didn't display on the ground, but it moved the ads and made the game lag like mad. I think they just need to optimize better.

@d-avid: "But arming everyone with deadly weapons to protect themselves from everyone else who also has deadly weapons doesn't really seem like a rational solution."

@Mr Torben: Sources please. When we have cities like NYC, New Orleans, LA, and Dallas, I find it hard to believe that we lag so far behind in crime rates, especially since our population is immensely greater than the UK

@Traveshamockery: The Federalist Papers... Obviously you missed the point where people shouldn't be relying on old outdated pieces of paper. The fact is I don't feel any safer knowing that there are people who feel the need to hold this many firearms. Especially when a portion of them are now screaming about…

@BeefSupreme: Honestly, good parenting isn't about controlling your child's life and protecting them from the "evils" of the world. Good parenting means explaining to them why they shouldn't do certain things, in a reasonable and truthful manner. A child grows up more understanding of the world if you explain to them…

@twothefutureandbeyond: there's an app for that?

considering I paid $130 for a damn calculator, I'm sure this could be justified. Damn TI

@pnjdtplxiiiesq: I've seen a fair amount of my textbooks appearing as digital copies lately, so this isn't too far fetched.

Luckily enough half those apps are for Android. It's getting kind of pointless to have separate articles for the phones. Why not have one article and just list which OS its on. A lot less writing involved IMO.

Just how I like my slutty bumblebees... Sticky, with a minty after taste

I hope it's not like Christmas lights, One goes out they all do :)

@ddrussianinja: shhh that's bringing perspective into the argument. That's not allowed

Considering most of the OS's were custom Roms, I fail to see the point of this chart. Most custom roms are based off of previously established code. That being said you either have AOSP, a modified manufacturer rom, or a combination of the two. You can't count 14 different versions of Froyo as fragmentation when…

Android's fragmentation is just something Apple and Microsoft like to throw around for shock value. Yes there is a fragmentation, but its not really about home launchers. You can switch those all day long through the Market so that's really a bunch of horse crap. Yes it may be an issue, but at the same time isn't that…

@Whitson Gordon: Why wouldn't you run Linux on an Alienware? That's like asking why you wouldn't want Linux on a PS3. Power, power, and more power

@jasam22: What's broken about it, or any Linux distribution for that matter? I have used a number of different distros (for fun) and I find them all to be stable with less setup required than a Windows system. I currently use Ubuntu on my desktop and Fedora on my laptop and have had no problems with them. Even…

How is AT&T going to feel about people jumping ship to VZW? They may be a little butt-hurt by time this is said and done

@ShouldntHaveMessedWithJonStewa...

@yearofthe: Que 3 Episodes of constipated anger and PG trash talk