The entire statement is rife with bullshit language. “the story told by Timothy” = meant to imply fiction. They both have “demons” = meant to discredit. What we “chose” to do together = meant to imply consent.

Team doctors placed the odds of Curry returning this week at 3-1.

Hey, as an Illinoisan and Millennial, I like Wisconsin. I mean, where else are we supposed to vacation without having to get on a plane? Michigan? Please.

I’m 33 and my highlights would be the interesting ways my children have vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed and defecated on me.

hey, hey, i’d miss pbr.

Hint. Leinenkugel’s summer shandy doesn’t count as “good “ beer.

Ass Cream soda does not sound appealing to me, but I suppose we’ve already established that we have different tastes.

My name is there for net neutrality, and somebody with my name from another state posted a form letter against the Obama administration’s “overreach” and against net neutrality.

So, within 24 hours Trump managed to unify a conservative prime minister, a liberal London mayor, and the head of the Church of England. And the week’s not over yet.

Geraldo Rivera looks like an old timey pirate with a trust fund.

Petty joke junction!

Seems like the guys rushing to defend this behavior tend to have skeletons in their own closets. Huh!

Terps left the ACC three years ago and Florida State is still killing them.

At first I was like, oh no, they’ll never get all that poor turtle’s blood out of the carpet! But it’s an FSU frat house. I’m sure they reptile.

+1 but needs more Ninja

Shit my bad, I thought he meant muslims.

Why does it matter that they are Muslims?

Besides if you shorten these down to single events and not the stories meant to elicit pathos we’re looking at only a handful of events when spread out over 50 states and a couple hundred million people.

Bernie voted for the 1994 Crime Bill that neohippies tried to hang on HRC’s neck.

I mean I bought a NERF gun for my teenage nephew, does that count as well??