Eh, the old Dark Horse Smells Like Weed IPA was pretty close.

OhNoSheTwitnt just got another follower. That was awesome.

impeachment is a great soundbite and gives everyone a chance to pump their chest but it is very long process because it is a trial. i hope we all still want to follow the rules because if you are going to change them for this imagine what those changes are used for next.

You’re on the right track, but they’re not going to be done in ‘18. The Senate gets redder in ‘18, and most likely the House, too. Our earliest (dim, honestly) hope is ‘20. Four years of gerrymandering and voter suppression before we even get a swing at a reversal.

It really is a delight. That first year was his lowest point, what with the “caterpillar butterfly” bullshit. Just take the L, Mark. Go back to criticizing the gay Collins brother and being a preacher with a hooker scandal.

Nothing is better than Mark Jackson having to watch the Warriors win another title so soon after firing him.

The Obama Doctrine: The U.S. president talks through his hardest decisions about America’s role in the world.

Can you even imagine living in a country whose leader believes any dissent is treason?

I’m a very proud Pittsburgher right now.

Even more insult, it’s just within 1-2 generations since the city got our skyline to be discernable from all the factory smog, our rivers unpoisoned, and literally was the site of the deadliest air pollution incident in US history.

And if she’d gotten those three million votes where it mattered and not in her liberal enclaves on the coasts, we wouldn’t be talking about this, but well, here we are. She was a flawed, bad candidate whose hubris allowed her to get taken to the cleaners. The Democratic party should lock her and the rest of the…

Hey Clinton. Go fuck yourself. I’ll tell you why you lost.

Whenever people claim fake news cost Hillary the election, I’m reminded of a communist socialist terrorist Black Panther Muslim Kenyan who wanted to turn the US over to the UN who managed to easily win -twice-.

Very bigly. Such cromulent. So wow.

best thing I’ve read in my entire life.

This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

I’m torn because, while I wish a stroke upon Donald Trump, I don’t want Mike Pence to ever be president. Now, a Jeff Sessions stroke is one I’d have no qualms about.

Maybe he suffered a major stroke? Who can say? It’s a #covfefe at this point.