...a record-breaking assault on the mountain...

Nahhh - That game 7 actually meant something. Just preventing the brooms from coming out isn’t going to be as heavily celebrated.

This absolutely works. Which means it will never happen.

Yep. LeBron’s shot just abandoned him for one game; he’ll be fine in G4-5.

Bradley deserves props just for mercifully ending that Bulls series almost by himself. The Bulls could not stop him. Though I’m not sure they ever tried...

As a glob of.......something skitters out of his maw, desperately trying to escape

More like Tim Legler. He called it before the game that the C’s might be better off without IT.

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, myself and Reince are going to go spike the football over the score zone” -Still Cruz

“And they obviously did that by winning more points than the other team of players, by putting the ball inside the circle more often. Sportings are such fun and whimsy!”—Cruz

Are we still talking about his hair?

Pretty sure LeBron threw it. Can we make that theory happen?

They better figure out how to play defense before the finals, or we may finally see a team go unbeaten in the playoffs.

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

I hope he isnt hurt—-that was a shockingly poor performance, and if Lebron is less than 100% its going to be a really boring finals.

Celtics fan here. Took about 30 min for me to process that they actually won. During the 4th, my fiancé said, “Wow, if the Celtics manage to win you get 15 min of head.” High fives all around! See ya’ll back on this thread in 15.4 min.

He’s in-between shipments?

Qualifier: Celtics fan here. The Cavs started to getting physically beat up and they got a little off time in the second half. That doesn’t explain James, who didn’t seem to care from the beginning, though. With the game that close he did nothing. So weird. Drive the basket, do something. The Celtics D was definitely…

I’m kind of wondering if that’s the takeaway here. At the same time though, it’s not like the Celtics played well without IT in the second half of Game Two. I think it’s probably more to do with Lebron not showing up.

It was Trump. When he touched the orb he undid the wizard’s spell, robbing Lebron of his powers. The ancient prophecy was true!

Secretly hurt? I doubt it. He’s one of those “righteous men” who believes that everything he does is right and correct because he believes in literal interpretation of the Bible although his understanding of the word “literal” means “whatever I think it should mean”. To him these sort of actions are inspired by Satan…