Still waiting to wake up to that particular glorious headline which frees us from this eternal hell.

Sadly part of Trump’s base laps about any kind of sh*t about Hillary because they hate her so much, and he and his dark lords know that as long as they feed the base some tasty lies that the base will not see when they screw the base.

Yup. “Ha Ha stupid libtards, you brought it on yourselves, HARRY REID!!!1!” How about a little perspective? I didn’t agree with Reid doing it for presidential nominees at the time, but there was actually an argument for it given the prolonged obstruction and considering they are not lifetime appointments. There’s…

Hamilton,

As a Chicago fan, this is absolutely shocking.

I love that Mike Pence thinks that having dinner with women is bad, but works for Donald Trump.

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I counter your “Reagan as a brown loafer” column with “Elian was saved by magic/angel-dolphins”.

Ew, I can almost hear Rex Ryan’s zipper going down.

Congresswoman Maxine Waters and Sen. Elizabeth Warren, the only two Democrats with the right to call themselves Progressives. The only two Democrats who have the FDR-LBJ toughness. We need to clone them both.

realistic and nonradical on social issues while unmistakably committed to protecting the freedoms of the greatest cohering force in America, its churches

She would have been impeached for the email nonsense by now, three months in. That is what’s happening in an alternate universe now, her impeachment trial. But actual treason gets a pass from these jokers. If Democrats weren’t so goddamned useless, every one of them would have been screaming “treason” every hour on…

Why are you here?

It’s true. Ashley, I hope you’re the one who finally gets to break Donald’s piss video.

Brien is from O’Brien. It’s a fairly common name and its reduced form is prevalent. Why not take a vacation out of whatever shit hole you’ve lived in your whole life and see the world. Fucking Americans.

Ashley Feinberg is a national fucking treasure.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Well, the main difference is Bush seems like a nice guy who was in way over his head, where Trump is a horrible guy who is in way over his head.

We thought Bush was a puppet with strings, but now lazy Americans elected a dummy with multiple hands up the hole.

I am unconvinced. We’ll never know, but I think some of those last-minute on-the-fence people who gave the election to Trump would have been more inclined to take the Russia allegations seriously before they voted for him. Now accepting the seriousness of Trump’s Russia ties means they have to accept they are…