Still waiting to wake up to that particular glorious headline which frees us from this eternal hell.

Sadly part of Trump’s base laps about any kind of sh*t about Hillary because they hate her so much, and he and his dark lords know that as long as they feed the base some tasty lies that the base will not see when they screw the base.

Yup. “Ha Ha stupid libtards, you brought it on yourselves, HARRY REID!!!1!” How about a little perspective? I didn’t agree with Reid doing it for presidential nominees at the time, but there was actually an argument for it given the prolonged obstruction and considering they are not lifetime appointments. There’s…

Hamilton,

As a Chicago fan, this is absolutely shocking.

I love that Mike Pence thinks that having dinner with women is bad, but works for Donald Trump.

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I counter your “Reagan as a brown loafer” column with “Elian was saved by magic/angel-dolphins”.

Ew, I can almost hear Rex Ryan’s zipper going down.

Congresswoman Maxine Waters and Sen. Elizabeth Warren, the only two Democrats with the right to call themselves Progressives. The only two Democrats who have the FDR-LBJ toughness. We need to clone them both.

realistic and nonradical on social issues while unmistakably committed to protecting the freedoms of the greatest cohering force in America, its churches

She would have been impeached for the email nonsense by now, three months in. That is what’s happening in an alternate universe now, her impeachment trial. But actual treason gets a pass from these jokers. If Democrats weren’t so goddamned useless, every one of them would have been screaming “treason” every hour on…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Well, the main difference is Bush seems like a nice guy who was in way over his head, where Trump is a horrible guy who is in way over his head.

We thought Bush was a puppet with strings, but now lazy Americans elected a dummy with multiple hands up the hole.

I am unconvinced. We’ll never know, but I think some of those last-minute on-the-fence people who gave the election to Trump would have been more inclined to take the Russia allegations seriously before they voted for him. Now accepting the seriousness of Trump’s Russia ties means they have to accept they are…

Just saw the results of a poll asking “If evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia is produced, should Trump resign?” 40-jumbly-fucking-percent said no. My skeleton just about ripped its damn self free and spiked my empty skin-sac to the ground in protest!

Oh me too. All I can say is that Obama seemed so very relaxed about leaving...I think he knows all the things we will soon know... and hopefully it doesn’t result in chaos, but does result in criminals in the trump admin being removed and charged. I can’t imagine he would forsake us when we really needed him. But I…

I have two coworkers who believe Harden is MVP - should I fire them?

For whatever reason, Lay’s Cheesy Garlic Bread potato chips taste like feet to me. So yeah, roasted garlic would be an “approach with caution” potato chip flavor for me, even though in other applications (like, with actual roasted garlic involved) it is awesome.