For whatever reason, Lay’s Cheesy Garlic Bread potato chips taste like feet to me. So yeah, roasted garlic would be an “approach with caution” potato chip flavor for me, even though in other applications (like, with actual roasted garlic involved) it is awesome.

I tried these like 2 weeks ago cause the store had a buy one get one free.

I’d personally like to see Trump go down in a coal mine himself and see how magnificent it is. Other politicians have.

Yeah but coal mining is pretty sweet if you own a coal mining company.

I think Breitbart is closer to the mark, in that it was actually run by an administration official and appears to contain exclusively Trump’s messages. I like to refer to it as Breitbart.gov.

Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

That looks good, but not as good as cheese.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

A douche that skips leg day.

Correction: this is all you need to know about Paul Ryan’s _______.

Wtf Chicago

No, it means that Matthew Dellavedova is the real MVP.

Wait, let me get this straight. You are saying that having D-Wade and Rondo is a good thing. OMFG. Time travel is real!!!!!

100% yes. Would trade Hinkie for Garpax in less than a heartbeat.

The wage theft thing really gets my goat, probably because women are disproportionately affected.

Trump’s approval rating is approaching the percentage of fuckwits in America. They may only be a percentage or two apart, but I doubt his approval will drop below, say 33%. Those idiots love that he lies all the time, love that he’s destroying America, and love love love being assholes just like him.

People seem to be forgetting just how awful GWB was for our international reputation. It took Obama -and Hillary Clinton - years to restore our honor. Never forget, Merkel dealt with this:

Bannon was there. He thought it meant Nachos All Toppings Offered

Do the kids’ shirts mean “I have not been molested in the basement of a pizza place by a presidential candidate?”