Some Few places are better than Wisconsin.

Only their sours. The rest is the ass cream soda of beer.

You’re right on this: Wisconsin beer sucks. Even the stuff they think is great (stares daggers at Spotted Cow) is mediocre craft beer that relies on exclusivity marketing to us FIBS. You’re otherwise dead wrong on the state.

Meh, I’m kinda partial to his put-my-head-down-and-bulldoze-my-way-to-the-bucket game. Or his plead-to-the-ref-for-a-nonexistent-foul move.

Oh, it’s gonna take more than one lottery pick to salvage this shipwreck. Lauri is nice, but it’s gonna take a couple more years of this before we’re even respectable. See aforementioned Suns. In the meantime, just going to enjoy the lulz.

You’ve been waiting all your life for this moment, haven’t you?

Can someone with more skillz and time than me dub the Bulls intro song with Yakety Saks?

Au contraire! I’m really coming around on these guys. If my team needs to tank, I’d rather they do it hilariously. Take the Suns. They’re just sad, directionless and pathetic. Same with the Brooklyn Nets for, like, their existence. But these Bulls? This is some ‘08-’09 Wizards shit.

Why would someone say something like that? That just doesn’t make a damn lick of sense.

No, no, no. Muslins. As in the nets that were supposed to catch these young men when they were guided off the roof to safety. If they had been made of a better fabric, this never would have happened.

Absolutely right. Just like you’re far less likely to be directly affected by terrorism than win the lottery, these are more a product of dumb luck and huge numbers than anything else. I would bet my next paycheck that more innocent people have been harmed by Good Guys With Guns™ than saved.

Waaaaaank. I have no idea who that is, but I commend him/her for thoroughly blowing up your spot.

I guess my point is that anecdotal accounts in the Bumfuck Bee are problematic for more than a few reasons, not least that those reporting these incidents may well be under the spell of Big Gun. Most people gather evidence to prove their point, true. But it’s also true that many people fabricate details to justify…

Looks like Heath already burned you down on said Crime Bill, but I was actually talking about her 2008 primary campaign. Problematic!

You are my new favorite.

I’m sure our esteemed local news outlets are immune to political bias and not at all susceptible to our country’s mass delusion that we live in some long lost Clint Eastwood film.

Which makes one wonder how badly the gun lobby really wants to win elections, when business is so much better with a D in office.

Whoops!

This is correct. PoC absolutely buried him, which is baffling considering Clinton’s dog-whistley track record.

Meh. Willie’s was better.