I heard God’s been committing welfare fraud for years. Heard he’s got a big shiny Cadillac and eats surf and turf every night. I don’t think he was even born in America!

Hear, hear! So glad we’re Making America Great Again. Never got that sort of classiness from that uppity ni... uh, novice we had in office before.

Similar. Raised Lutheran, went to a (nominally) Lutheran liberal arts college, had to take a couple religion classes. I credit a biblical history class with turning me atheist. My hope is that at least some students, those who think critically about what is being studied, will come to a similar conclusion.

That’s the thing about privilege, right?

Here’s where those may differ, again: intention. Yes, all three may impact me negatively, but only one is taking that deleterious action to spite me and those like me.

I am thankful every day that I didn’t. What a miserable fucking existence.

I like this. It feels good. But I think it may be a false equivalence. Your gang member may not have other economic avenues, or may feel he needs to join out of intimidation. Your girl may not have access to family planning services (thanks, dickheads!). But I bet this jackrod has the internet, and has channels that…

I can’t speak for the OP, but I multitask.

Something tells me these weren’t sma... i mean “tall” cups of brewed coffee, either. More likely the $6 cream-and-syrup, pre-diabetic cocktails with extra whip.

No, LaVine is. I mean Dunn. Er, Markannen. Er... Fuck.

Nah, just drunk drunk this time of year.

Jesus, those are awful trades. Definitely coulda happened.

Sorry we’re awesome.

Ugh.

Nah, gonna fuck ‘em. That’s their base.

I’m with you. Bucks or Thibowolves?

Here’s my point: no other team in the East would have been in the top 4 or 5 of the West last year. That has nothing to do with LeBron being good (which he is!), but more about the East sucking ass and the West being a murderer’s row. We would not be talking about LeBron going to 8 straight Finals if he played in the…

Oh, it is an achievement! Truly impressive. But the OP was making the point that perhaps he’s had an easier run of it because he’s been in the East. The fact that he has a sub-.500 record in the Finals seems to back that up, right?

This is as close as anyone has ever come to Dan Gilbert fan fic.

Yep. That’s also why he’s 3-5 in the Finals.