Gausman’s perfect game lasted around .4 seconds yesterday.

Right? Maybe for once we can skip the inevitable backlash and just let this woman enjoy the moment. I enjoy a good public scourging as the next internet hero but this seems awfully cynical to start ripping her. Her having a bad take on the NCAA isn’t going to change anyone’s life for the worse, honestly.

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

It seems like every time I see this, the scrub does fine. Just once I want to see somebody come in, give up eight quick goals and leave the team deciding to play open goal for a period and a half.

Normally, post-game interviews are just totally worthless, i almost never bother with em. This here is pure gold.

This is why I always brought my baseball glove to MLB games as a kid... in the outside chance they ran out of players and tapped a 10 year old Little Leaguer (me) to sub in as pitcher or DH.

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Damn, I dunno. I do this too, but I’m not gonna say I’ve censored myself every time I ever sang along with a rap song, in private. I was 15 once.

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

Good thing they didn’t play a 3-2 zone, amirite?

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

My search brought back different results:

This information would have been valuable before I picked my bracket.

The fact of the matter is: the Cavaliers lost because LeBron didn’t have enough help.

It takes nerves of steel to hit that shot in front of tens of people.

it was a joke, I’m fully aware that the state of Georgia has no ski slopes.

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

in Russia, chair lift departs you.