Troll.

Hey Mike, thought I should point out that there is no way that 24 years have passed between 2007 and 2011. Also, can I be ungreyed? Every post I’ve had for the last two years has been grey. :(

Why is this posted to Deadspin?

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

If it’s one third combat, one third world design, and one third boss battles then surely it’s really two thirds combat?

Steam really isnt that great.

I’m fairly certain nobody asked for this, but here we are: Luffy from One Piece gets turned into a lady for upcoming merch.

I get that some people are annoyed by Nintendo selectively editing the game for Western sensibilities (it’s not censorship can we please stop using that term) however this seems like a good compromise. The mechanic just seems a) completely unnecessary and b) the potential for controversy is so great. I dont want…

“My Little Pony cosplay isn’t just for furries. It’s also for adults who want to pretend that said ponies are actually the the Gods of Ancient Battle.”

Just...just...it’s right there.

“We have not included any features which are considered inappropriate in Japan.”

Nintendo is a disgusting company.

So every single MMO?

It might not be as ethically dubious as pirating material that someone is selling, but it is piracy in that this is a copy of a protected work that LucasArts still owns the rights to.

This sure is an advertisement for a mobile game...

That’s quite the statement considering it’s still in the top 3 of the most popular MMO in KR right now still.

Damn. Has it really been that long?

You know what the strangest thing is? - This isn’t the oddest article to be seen in the past 5 days on Kotaku.

Nevermind Kotaku. Bethesda should have been nicer to RPG fans.