But he didn’t have to deal with team politics at the Giro. He was the man for Sky. Not sure he’ll have a go at Thomas even if his legs are good.

I was just happy to see a Quintana attack finally land some blows. 

We’ll see how tomorrow shakes out on the Col de Tourmalet, but Dumoulin is a better time trialist than both Thomas and Froome so we could be looking at a big upset on the penultimate stage.  The fact that it’s a hilly time trial may hurt Dumoulin a little but I know I’ll be glued to my screen watching.

Coach Belichick would be a fantastic White House Press Secretary if this whole football thing doesn’t work out.

Who are “they” and why would they shut down the most famous bike race in the world?

No, god dammit please don’t turn baseball into the NHL

Yeah I thought he took some pretty good rips at least. It’s not like he was Billy Crystal at Yankees spring training

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I listen online at work, and afternoons have been a fucking SLOG ever since Francesa left. Carlin is fine but the trio together is completely meh. I’m happy for Mike’s return but wish he was returning to his old time slot.

I always thought that Mike & the Mad Dog were GREAT together. Unfortunately, neither could carry that greatness into a solo career.

Yeah, sorry but it’s professional sports...not little league. Tiger played and won the `08 US Open with a broken leg and torn ACL. Did he ask for a cart? No, he played within the rules of the governing body.

Nah, he surely pays for hotter, younger girls (or boys) to fuck.

The battery in my MR2 Spyder was dying, and I made it to Auto Zone right before closing. I got my battery and starting putting it in. It was dark and I managed to swap the positive and negative terminals, blowing a main fuse. Since they had already closed, I was SOL there. It was also middle of winter so I called AAA…

I dunno man, this looks more like a panicked “oh shit” bailout that happened to work.

As the owner of a completely stock MK6 GTI who often has to merge from a dead stop into full speed traffic on the Merritt Parkway,  I respectfully disagree. But in most other situations the FWD is fine.

Why was it okay for the Astros to rebuild several years ago, knowing they were going to have a shit team for a while but not okay for the Marlins to dump salary and rebuild now? Is it because the Marlins were somewhat close to having a decent team or just because we want to mock Derek Jeter?

Yeah, this line was odd....”Despite all the newfangled razor hype out there, a quality five-blade is all you need.” 5-blades ARE newfangled razor hype. 

Ugh. Evan is okay, if a bit dull. But I can’t listen to one minute of Joe B ranting about “stat geeks who weren’t good enough to play sports, so they want to change how we evaluate players”.

The year was 1991, I was 14. My sister drove us to the high school in her gold/champagne 1987 Chevy Spectrum hatchback and let me drive it around the empty parking lot (it was summer) for a while. It wasn’t terribly exciting as I was just going back and forth in a straight line, turning at the ends of the lot.

He’s right about jerking off with coconut oil, with one caveat...you will be turned off from cooking with it, since the smell will remind you of your depraved, marathon jerk sessions.