HA HA HA HA!

At least one person got to watch it.

And tied directly to tire economy is tree-and-telephone-pole-avoidance ability, which drops to zero when tire economy is ignored. The speed of this drop to nil is a direct exponential function of the car's horsepower and varies inversely to the number of driven independent axles the car possesses.

Here's my Geo Metro. Damned thing's bigger than I thought it was. . .

That was one trip? Dang! That'd be my beer allowance for a year.

Yeah. Exactly. I love this car, and if I had the cash to play with right now, I'd go buy it this morning. Cars like this epitomize what it is to be Jalop—performance without regard to packaging. Not that nice packaging ain't important. It's just not nearly as important as ability.

This car epitomizes slow-car-fast econobox sleeper. I love it.

Amigo. Just had a Firestone Double Jack. Wow. Amazing beer. W.O.W.

Improper relationship with the ad agency CEO?

Great story, Matt. More like this, please.

The 308/328/288 Ferraris are just about the best looking cars of all times. OF ALL TIMES!

One of these days, I'm gonna get rich and buy a refrigerator just for beer and then I'm going to BevMo and I'm going to spend $5000 there.

Sierra Nevada Celebration is out, amigo.

Not today. Today I shall complain about some fanboy drowning out a nice sounding motor (the only thing I like about the car) with shitty music.

Don't you be dissin' my ride, yo.

Cuz' the way those dummies are flopping and bouncing is funny as hell. HA Look at the trench the closest one digs with his head! Dang! Check out the air time on the first one thrown!

This one still sorta makes me cringe.

I don't think this was a robbery at all. I think it was a goon paid by some pissed off racetrack to kick Bernie's ass.

/sighs