Damned fine response to a damned funny post, chap!

If the Hollywood geniuses are truly visionary, the Chrysler hovercars will break down with watch-setting regularity and will be surprisingly difficult to troubleshoot, making Colin Farrell's job a lot easier than Arnold's was.

I call BS! Everybody knows nothing larger than a possum can sit comfortably in a Stratos.

This article is unfortunately 2 years old. . . .

I shall kick there asses with my taurine-powered Wagoneer.

Of course you've probably been back for a month and I've been too busy to notice, but dango. Nice to see you here.

What the—! ASH?

All while XZibit stands at the side, suddenly speechless.

HA HA! I do. Corrected before time ran out.

Do you mean, perhaps, "consecutive" donuts? Simultaneous donuts would mean he did it in 238 cars at the same time.

Further evidence.

Hyundai. Hands down. No other company in the last couple years has hung their balls out quite so brazenly. Their marketing's been openly and creatively aggressive.

I'll overnight you a shotgun and ski mask if you promise to steal it and drive to Fresno and let me do donuts for five minutes.

There was a week where no comments showed up in less than, say, 6 hours or so. That forced me to make the switch. Made me realize that I come here more for community than content, and being out of touch with that community sucked more than 5.0 did.

The funny thing was that, despite that, I still preferred Canada to 5.0, until the comment updates got all wonky.

Keep the loaner and let 'em have the new one back.

WHAT THE—! SCREEN STUCK ON FEBRUARY 23RD?

Can't find it now, but a while back there was a guy on a Mustang or Camaro forum who decided to start doing his own car maintenance, rather than take it to Jiffy Lube or whatever.

That wasn't a joke. Seemed, at the time, more like outright cruelty.

I've seen only one, and it was being dragged backwards by a towtruck. Couldn't get my camera out of my pocket fast enough.