If you're going to go for outrageous and absurd, be creative about it. Do something original, something truly your own. When you copy something incredible, it looks like a counterfeit $20 bill—it might be a great counterfeit, but it's still a counterfeit.

. . . While this one might be a Newport (can't see the front end or hood shape).

Hmm. I've never seen the show but looked it up and this one's definitely a New Yorker.

1978 Chrysler New Yorker. This ain't mine, but mine looked like this.

Ew. Looks like a stretched, customized Ford Probe.

Because even donked, they still look lame.

Because a ton of us here know and love that car.

Whoa. The ghost of RobertoG is haunting me.

DEAR GAWKER I.T. FOLKS:

These would be great cars if they were priced cheap enough for normal people to buy them.

I got me an industrial heat gun. We'll make him fit.

Madame Tussaud might be willing to help.

How many gallons of Testors model glue will it take for me to put this baby back together?

/golf clap

I had my 15-year-old growth spurt at the ripe old age of 20. When my 10th came around,I'd gained a hundred solid pounds and went from a medium to a 2X shirt size. People I'd gone through 13 years of school with didn't know who I was.

Damned fine, Desu. Really damned fine stuff.

I'm a banker, and I drive a WRX. What the hell does that say about me?

Shit like this infuriates me. The joy and memories I would take out of a single hour in a single one of those cars would live forever as a high point in my life.

No. Hadn't noticed till you pointed it out. That makes me ever angrier.

Dang. How clean is your house?