Okay, there were hundreds in that one attic alone. How many old 3-and 486s are there sitting in closets and storage units around the country? I've got a friend who still has a 286-12 he bought in maybe 1989. Asked him why he hasn't thrown it out and he says, "I paid $3000 for it when I couldn't afford it. I can't just…

I met a guy once who was a hard drive mechanic—he'd recover data from drives that'd kicked the bucket. Had a clean room setup in his garage and about a thousand old working drives that he could swap platters into from the broken drives. $4-$5k each for a couple hours work usually, and he had a backlog three months…

Summertime just sorta demands hoppy beers. I'll revert to dark ales in winter, but right now it's gotta be bitter.

HA HA HA! Nice!

Side story on hard drive magnets—

HA HA HA HA HA!

This is a hard drive magnet. Use a chisel to pry it off the plate, then slap it somewhere on your swing arm or frame.

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four.

The Future Of Chinese Cars

I have lately taken a real liking to the E21.

Damned straight! I hate the gallery view and want my single slow-to-load page back.

HA! A name like that'd doom a girl to growing up fat-assed.

Direct link to your how-to, por favor?

Lamborghini

A quick, nonscientific analysis of the following list indicates that if I want my daughter to become one of the best-paid female athletes—in the wuuurld:

Was going to say that I can't wait to watch her mediocrity painted on a new mediocre canvas, but your words say it better.

As evidence, I offer this picture of a car, a Mini Cooper, that Mr. Hammond launched off a ski ramp.

Wonder if the FBI every took a look at this bloke.

Audi R18.

I remember it plugging the hole after he dove out the mouth of the cave, but there was tons of natural light in the cave so he should've been able to make it out anyway.