Th-bd-a-th-bd-a-th-that's pretty!

Yes.

Because every unfinished freeway has a very robust ramp at each gap. Just in case a bus needs to jump it.

GAAA! You beat me to it. That was awesome!

Le chuckle.

Aaaand this is what happens when NASCAR tries to turn right.

DING DING DING! You win!

Your run of excellence continues, amigo! HA HA! That was greatness!

So I used to work with these two guys when I was an electrician. They’d been best friends since they were 5 and 6. I knew them at 30 and 31. Nice guys, good at what they did. The sort of guys I wouldn’t mind my sister dating.

Aaah, ferget it. . . . Can't make coherent Amish jokes @ 2:50 am.

Juuuuust what I need to cleanse the palate after watching that damned scooter video.

Hellooooo, new desktop background.

Nice lines but coated in frost?

Physics is the language God used to write the universe.

Acid blotter paper.

Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

I absolutely agree. I'm a small cheap car guy. If I have to pick something big and expensive, I'll go with something ridiculously, absurdly both.

HA! They could call it "Guido".

You're right.

Damn straight! The noise, the fumes, the exploding superchargers—sensory delight!